They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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