ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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