her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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