Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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