Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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