just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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