My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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