He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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