didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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