apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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