I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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