She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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