I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have aggressive nipples.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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