Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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