the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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