he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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