"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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