do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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