She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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