Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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