how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.