Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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