Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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