took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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