I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Your penis caused this!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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