So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
only you would photoshop your dick
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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