Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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