Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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