i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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