Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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