Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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