I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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