TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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