ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
