i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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