??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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