I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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