i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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