They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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