he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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