found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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