a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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