btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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