Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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