This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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