That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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