I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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