i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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