so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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