I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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