Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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