So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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