I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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