I like to think it a success when the cops are called
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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