wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.