Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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