She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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