Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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